texts from last night

It's Friday and another weekend is about to begin... YAY! :)                                                         
My daughter Stefanie found a new website that she has been using to add random status messages on her Face book. The site is called    http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ 

They only reason I figured out that it was from a web site was because of how weird some of the messages were. Evidently you can read through hundreds of text messages that people put on the site and some are really hysterical.  Warning.... most many of them are raunchy and inappropriate so if you do not like  that kind of stuff- don't look. 
My two favorite  clean ones are:

1. You don't know the meaning of what the f**** until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.

2. My math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests


So if you have nothing better  to do this weekend- check it out... I dare ya not to laugh!!!