This is for Day 21 of a challenge 30 Days of Writing started by Nicky and Mike of We Work For Cheese.
Today’s prompt was: Favors I’d ask of Satan
1. Allow me to win the lottery- a BIG one like $500 million.
2. Allow me to be a size 6 and be able to eat as much as I want and not gain a pound.
3. Make cancer go away.
4. Also get rid of: pedophiles, murderers, rapists, terrorists, wife beaters, abusers, corrupt politicians- policemen- or anyone else corrupt, any type of fanatics who harm anyone, also anyone who harms in any way shape or form animals or children....
5. Clean up our environment and stop global warming
6. Cure debilitating diseases...
7. Allow me to go back in time and fix some mistakes I've made.
8. Stop my aging... NOW!
9. Keep my family & friends happy, healthy & safe.
Your soul ;)
ReplyDeleteSomething tells me all of those would be quite costly!
ReplyDeleteThese sound more like 'favors I'd ask of God', which I also suggested to Nicky, but she went with Satan. (In more ways than one? LOL, let's hope not!)
ReplyDeleteI just figured I'd have more luck with Satan than with God. We have more in common. :-)
DeleteI think you'd have to have a large bunch of friends willing to sell their souls for that list.
ReplyDeleteThat's some list you've got there. Can we add on a night with Johnny Depp?
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